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pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

pollypopit:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

pray

(via notbadfad)

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

guitartheoctober-relatedsubject:

vsylum:

sarab34r:

screwedjewedandtattooed:

itskirssy:

m0narch:

duilliath:

Joker without makeup .

thats really disrespectful.. he was clearly injured in some sort of way may it be war or what have you, he is probably so depressed his face is scarred like this, he has to wake up everyday seeing this his own face, why would you make fun of him like this? fuck off. 

^

 seriously, anyone who would make fun of this is just fucked up. i actually think he’s still more attractive than like half the guys out there, even with his face like this

 you guys do realize that this literally is the joker without makeup? this is heath ledger in The Dark Knight, in a scene where he’s hiding in a group of policemen.

oh thats awkward

Tune in next time for another episode of I Don’t Think You Actually Watched that Movie.

LMFAO

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

guitartheoctober-relatedsubject:

vsylum:

sarab34r:

screwedjewedandtattooed:

itskirssy:

m0narch:

duilliath:

Joker without makeup .

thats really disrespectful.. he was clearly injured in some sort of way may it be war or what have you, he is probably so depressed his face is scarred like this, he has to wake up everyday seeing this his own face, why would you make fun of him like this? fuck off. 

^

 seriously, anyone who would make fun of this is just fucked up. i actually think he’s still more attractive than like half the guys out there, even with his face like this

 you guys do realize that this literally is the joker without makeup? this is heath ledger in The Dark Knight, in a scene where he’s hiding in a group of policemen.

oh thats awkward

Tune in next time for another episode of I Don’t Think You Actually Watched that Movie.

LMFAO

(Source: duilliath, via blueeyeswhitebabe)

the-8ae-reloaded:

bae—electronica:

bishopmyles:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

the-awesome-adventurer:

I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that

I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different classroom because of this post.

I JUST FOUND OUT THEY BANNED SNAPCHAT ON MY SCHOOLS SERVER BECAUSE OF THIS OMFG

Lmaoooo the comments xD

Lmfaoooooooo

(Source: theawesomeadventurer, via notbadfad)

what-the-hells-going-on:

amroyounes:

Lies we tell our kids.  Found this from the postsecret blog.

THEYRE ALL CUTE AND FUNNY UNTIL YOU GET TO THE LAST ONE AND THEN YOU ARE ASSAULTED BY FEELINGS

(via rockon4me)

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

(Source: benigoat, via maritenten)

whisperingwordsofwisdom:

iwillnotsaveyou:

stupidpizza:

This is the first time I’ve ever seen a model do this. 

I never usually reblog stuff like this but this is actually the sweetest thing it makes my heart happy

That fall looks really bad… great recovery.

(Source: ur-disgusting, via rockon4me)

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat, via maritenten)

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

gotitforcheap:

fuck her right in the pursey 

(Source: imposetonanonymat, via notbadfad)

yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

(via rockon4me)